Golf post

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 01/06/2019 at 18:30 • Filed to: shitpost

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I need to find m y clubs and start playing again. Think they might be in my dad’s storage unit... or maybe my mom’s garage?

Nothing > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/06/2019 at 19:02

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I almost quit last year after I had a round of 81 with back to back birdies. I figured I reached peak golf for me. Given my scores the rest of the year, I was right.

Of course, I also need a Golf to put em in. Should stole my brother in law’s R before he traded it in on a Jetta because his wife can’t drive a manual.

gin-san - shitpost specialist > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/06/2019 at 22:18

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I played golf once in the past couple of years and that was with a borrowed set of clubs since we were at my friend’s cottage and there were more people than golf bags.

Let’s just say that on 9 holes I hit 52, I think. Then again, this was more of a “it’s a nice day so let’s golf and beer.”

I tend to enjoy golf because if I’m doing well, I just enjoy playing it. If I’m not doing well, I drink, and I just enjoy playing it in a different way.